foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via orgasm)

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vagaboninheels:

school makes me want to end my life but then again so does watery ketchup 

(Source: 0beisance, via braydaaan)

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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lron-man:

girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

(via bastille)

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dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via overfierce)

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mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

(via fake-mermaid)